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5569
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Posted: 01/24/08
06:03 PM
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I just bought another truck off of craigslist. It is gonna piss my wife off so much. Oh well, I’ll take her shopping, hoping she doesn’t look in the garage and see my new rims and see that I sold her washer and dryer to my ex, who now lives nextdoor, she loves my truck. I’m gonna dump it at my buddy’s shop for bags and a body drop, but not before Hill’s Hot Rods of Texas robs a 7-11 in it. Now the cops have my friend Jason bent over the hood of the cop car searching for the stolen Snickers. The cop was Jason’s cousin Albert, whom he had just beat the snot out of. So Albert was lookin’ for cash to pay for the surgery on his nose since Jason had broken it in three places with a crow bar, which had “slipped” while trying to open a door of a 2001 Ford Pinto Wagon to retrieve a case of stolen TWINKIES that had gone bad. The twinkies were the least appealing thing in the world. But hey, they were FREE! Speaking of free, I stole an albino spider monkey while I was on vacation with Paris Hilton’s mom in the African nation of ZIM BOB SHOCKWAVE, during the annual running of the caribou.
Albino spider monkies are very...
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Posted: 01/31/08
05:42 PM
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cute and furry, but also...
"A whole new level of average"
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5569
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Posted: 02/01/08
03:18 PM
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are very moody, known for...
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STMIKE
Enthusiast
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| Joined: 11/06
Posted: 02/04/08
03:26 PM
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flinging poo at ugly trucks..
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5569
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Posted: 02/04/08
05:19 PM
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especially trucks that have no...
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weenifyme
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| Posts: 34
| Joined: 12/07
Posted: 02/04/08
05:58 PM
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winshield wipers for monkies poo
I love Ween!
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STMIKE
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| Joined: 11/06
Posted: 02/05/08
10:03 AM
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this story has gone sideways...
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5569
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Posted: 02/05/08
04:12 PM
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anyway, I was working on...
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STMIKE
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| Joined: 11/06
Posted: 02/11/08
04:03 PM
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a plan to fix up
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5569
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Posted: 02/13/08
05:57 PM
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I just bought another truck off of craigslist. It is gonna piss my wife off so much. Oh well, I’ll take her shopping, hoping she doesn’t look in the garage and see my new rims and see that I sold her washer and dryer to my ex, who now lives nextdoor, she loves my truck. I’m gonna dump it at my buddy’s shop for bags and a body drop, but not before Hill’s Hot Rods of Texas robs a 7-11 in it. Now the cops have my friend Jason bent over the hood of the cop car searching for the stolen Snickers. The cop was Jason’s cousin Albert, whom he had just beat the snot out of. So Albert was lookin’ for cash to pay for the surgery on his nose since Jason had broken it in three places with a crow bar, which had “slipped” while trying to open a door of a 2001 Ford Pinto Wagon to retrieve a case of stolen TWINKIES that had gone bad. The twinkies were the least appealing thing in the world. But hey, they were FREE! Speaking of free, I stole an albino spider monkey while I was on vacation with Paris Hilton’s mom in the African nation of ZIM BOB SHOCKWAVE, during the annual running of the caribou. Albino spider monkies are very cute and furry, but also are very moody, known for flinging poo at ugly trucks, especially trucks that have no winshield wipers for monkies poo. this story has gone sideways. Anyway, I was working on a plan to fix up...
this old datsun that I...
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Posted: 02/15/08
10:48 AM
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just bought off of craigslist...
"A whole new level of average"
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STMIKE
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Posted: 02/15/08
11:28 AM
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i decided to cut off
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Posted: 02/21/08
04:19 PM
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the stock frame at the...
"A whole new level of average"
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tuckn22s
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| Joined: 02/08
Posted: 02/22/08
05:35 PM
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fire wall so I can
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World Wide Air Suspension Store
TheCustomConnectionOnline.com
270-860-1103
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STMIKE
Enthusiast
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| Joined: 11/06
Posted: 02/23/08
07:58 AM
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make it really low
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