...when you learn to tune out weird noises from your truck that anyone else would be alarmed by...
cuz you know there's the annoying but harmless jingle, the questionable jingle, and the oh snap I'm pretty sure I won't make it home jingle, and you know the difference between 'em all.  

actually, you THINK you know the difference between annoying noises and harmless noises, but then you find out you were wrong as the noise turns into a multi major malfunction, leaving you on the side of the road...again... call up AAA ...again...  

when you worry about being hit in the face by a blown truck tire on the freeway, since you're about eye level with the lug nuts. hahahaha  

When dressing up for a date includes some Dickies and your club shirt.  

When you picture every vehicle you see layed out on a big set of wheels.




You want to find a donk high enough to back your truck under.  

when rollin in primer for a year is expected of ya.  

...when you rattle can anything and everything...  

you follow every auto transporter truck you see right past the exit you should get off at, just so you can see what all the new cars and trucks look like with a 4-inch drop.  

...when you work 16 hours a day and 3 credit cards maxxed out,have no money to put gas in your s10 to even cruise in it, sold a pedel bike, pick up change off the dirty floor and put it in a tow mater piggy bank that says "truck fund" but its still kinda empty because you use it to wash your truck, have no socks and dont want to spend the money to buy new ones because you dont really NEED them,  

...when ya use your trucks wheel/tire setup as the legs of your dining room table.